5. - the rose rap (feat. von fawn as rose)


roserap:



strider let me break it down like this for you

there once was a violet femme fatale
whose violent violin sung sweet without

the tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats
like icy halloween breeze/ so fresh were his beats


but alone they were weak
no revolution
together - overtime
there was an evolution

they met on the net and there was a fusion
like danimals yogurt breakfast frusion


hearts
and minds
and souls
and hearts
they loved each other you bag of farts

they promised to be each others baby mommy daddy babies
but now theyre both caught in their lies
their fingers in another persons pies
guilty of another person's scabies



CHORUS (SUNG):


strider
heart to heart
dont treat me like a fool

you may have played me
but my heart waylayed me
i wanna be your baby mommy too



daverap:
rose i know how you're feeling, i know your emotions
i want you to know i mirror your devotion
you dont see this kind of depravity on the serengetti
whoops there goes gravity, moms spaghetti

i screwed up, i fucked up, i got screwed and fucked
im the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked
i wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby
but you know i cant do, it's just too much trubby

we're related rose, thats the problem, not the other
we cant be baby mommy daddies because your my sis and im you're brother
i have the feelings your feeling, we share the same idea
and i know i screwed up and probably caught gonohrrea

but the truth of it all yo is that.... rose it would have never worked
and i hope you forgive me
because... actually... im having this baby now
i want to say im sorry and that i want to be.......... with you
and that what i did was wrong
and you can be its mommy and we can get married
and not worried about retarded babes

do you agree

roserap: yes dave.......... oh yes..................... take me away...........


CHORUS

CHORUS X 2 with harmonies


ROSE: DAVE I LIED.... IM NOT PREGNANT..... IM JUST FAT................
dave: oh rose.............. i dont care........... being pregnant might be against the rules of the mpsa forum, but this isn't...........


(worst makeout sounds ever)

karkat: im going to throw up
john: gross!!! everyone cover your eyes!!! the two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are..... KISSING!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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