1.   THROGUH SONG

(police sirens)

john: hi im john egbert and OH MY GOD DAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR WRITHIN IN PAIN
dave: nothin, john... just ignore me... im not... pregnant
john: OH MY GOD DAVE... WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU
DAVE: im... im lyin.... i am pregnant
john: WHAT!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! WHOSE THE FATHER
dave: the father... i cant tell you john
john: but... then... WHOSE THE BABY
dave: the baby john... is you
dave: your the baby
dave: all the babies
dave: all of them
JOHN: NO DAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JOHN: WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL
JOHN: ARE YOU SERIOUS THOUGH, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
dave: john i guess the only way you can understand is song

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